The Ballad Of Me And My Brain Lyrics - The 1975

1 And well, I think I've gone mad

2 Isn't that so sad?

3 And what a shame you've lost a brain that you never had

4 Oh mum check the car it can’t have gone far

5 I must have left it on a train or lost in a bar

6 It’s likely in a Sainsbury’s

7 Flirting with the girls and waiting for me

8 I jumped on a bus, declared my name

9 And asked if anybody's seen my brain

10 Your brain was last seen going for a run

11 And would you sign an autograph for my daughter Laura?

12 'Cause she adores you

13 But I think you’re shit

14 "I’ve gotta look for my brain for a bit!”

15 I stepped outside, it hurt my eyes

16 “Well what do you expect when you’ve goon mind!”

17 I searched all day it drove me insane

18 “Where would I be if I was my brain?” "

19 The nice nurse told me said she felt my pain

20 But couldn't find a single trace of my brain

21 "Oops!... I Did It Again" started playing

22 Forget my brain, remember my pain