The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man Lyrics - The Rolling Stones

1 Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A.

2 Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A.

3 But I'd much rather be on a boardwalk on Broadway

4 Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am

5 Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am

6 I'm an under assistant west coast promo man

7 Well, I promo groups when they come into town

8 Well, I promo groups when they come into town

9 Well, they laugh at my toupee, they're sure do put me down

10 Well, I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am

11 Yeah, I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am

12 I'm a necessary talent behind every rock and roll band

13 Yeah, I'm sharp

14 I'm really, really sharp

15 I sure do earn my pay

16 Sitting on the beach every day, yeah

17 I'm real real sharp, yes I am

18 I got a Corvette and a seersucker suit

19 Yes I have

20 Here comes the bus, uh oh

21 I thought I had a dime

22 Where's my dime?

23 I know I have a dime somewhere

24 I'm pretty sure