Points Of Authority/99 Problems/One Step Closer Lyrics - Unknown

1 If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son

2 I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one...

3 Hit me!

4 (You got 'em Mike?)

5 He's got the rat patrol on the gat patrol

6 Foes who wanna make sure his casket's closed

7 Rap critics who say he's "money, cash, hoes"

8 He's from the hood, stupid— what type of facts are those?

9 If you grew up with holes in your "zapatos"

10 You'd be celebratin' the minute you was havin' dough

11 So fuck critics— you can kiss our whole asshole

12 You don't like the lyrics, you can press fast forward

13 Beef with radio if we don't play their show

14 They don't play our hits— we don't give a shit, so!

15 All these mags trying to use our ass

16 So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads— fuckers

17 I don't know what you take us as...

18 Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has

19 From rags to riches— we ain't dumb

20 We got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one...

21 Hit me!

22 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one...

23 If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son

24 I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one...

25 The year is '94— in my trunk is raw

26 In the rearview mirror it's the motherfuckin' law

27 I got two choices, ya'll:

28 Pull over the car or... bounce on the devil

29 Put the pedal to the floor

30 And I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with "Jake"

31 Plus I got a few dollars, I could fight the case

32 So I... pull over to the side of the road and I heard:

33 ''Son, do you know what I'm stoppin' you for?''

34 "Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low?

35 Do I look like a mind-reader, sir? I don't know!

36 Am I under arrest, or should I guess some mo'?"

37 ''You was doin' fifty-five in a fifty-four...

38 License and registration and step out of the car

39 Are you carryin' a weapon on you?

40 I know a lot of you are...''

41 "Look, I ain't steppin' outta shit, all my paper's legit!"

42 ''Well, do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?''

43 "Well, my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back—

44 And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for that..."

45 ''Aren't you sharp as a tack!

46 You some type of lawyer or somethin'?

47 Somebody important or somethin'?''

48 "Hah! I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit...

49 Enough that you won't illegally search my shit!"

50 ''Well, we'll see how smart you are when the canines come...''

51 I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one...

52 Hit me!

53 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one...

54 If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son

55 I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one...

56 Hit me!

57 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one...

58 If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son

59 I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one...

60 Hit me!

61 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one...

62 If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son

63 I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one...

64 Now once upon a time, not too long ago

65 A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe

66 This is not a hoe in the sense of "havin' a pussy"

67 But "a pussy havin' no god damn sense", tryin' to push me

68 I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord

69 Pray for him, 'cause some fools just love to perform

70 You know the type— loud as a motor bike

71 But wouldn't bust a grape in a food fight

72 The only thing that's gonna happen is I'mma get to clappin'

73 And he and his boys gon' be yappin' to the captain

74 And there I go, trapped in the kit-kat again

75 "Back through the system with the riff-raff" again

76 Fiends on the floor, scratchin' again

77 Paparazzis with they cameras, snappin' them

78 D.A. try to give a nigga [the] shaft again

79 Half-a-mil for bail, 'cause I'm African

80 All because this fool was harrassin' them

81 Tryin' to play the boy like he's saccharine

82 But ain't nothin' sweet 'bout how I hold my gun

83 I got 99 problems— bein' a bitch ain't one

84 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one...

85 If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son

86 I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one...

87 Hit me!

88 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one...

89 If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son

90 I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one...

91 Hit me!

92 Shut up when I'm talking to you!

93 Shut up!

94 Shut up!

95 Shut up!

96 Shut up when I'm talking to you!

97 Shut up!

98 Shut up!

99 Shut up!

100 Shut up!

101 I'm about to break!

102 Everything you say to me...

103 I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one...

104 Hit me!

105 I need a little room to breathe...

106 I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one...

107 Hit me!

108 Everything you say to me...

109 I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one...

110 Hit me!

111 I need a little room to breathe...

112 I've got 99 problems—

113 And I'm about to... break!