You Ain't Dolly (And You Ain't Porter) Lyrics - Unknown

1 '''Blake:''' You ain't Dolly

2 '''Ashley:''' And you ain't Porter

3 '''Blake:''' She's a little bit fuller

4 '''Ashley:''' And you're a whole lot shorter

5 '''Both:''' Let's dance all night and fill the jukebox full o' quarters

6 '''Blake:''' 'Cause you ain't Dolly

7 '''Ashley:''' No, and you ain't Porter

8 '''Ashley:''' Well, I noticed you right off the bat in those cowboy boots

9 '''Blake:''' Who couldn't help but see you in that rhinestone suit?

10 '''Ashley:''' That's 'cause I'm the reigning queen of karaoke night

11 '''Blake:''' Well, if I get drunk enough to sing, hell, I just might

12 '''Ashley:''' Hey now, don't you worry, cowboy, 'cause I'll get you through

13 '''Blake:''' We'll sing a cheating song just like they used to do

14 '''Blake:''' 'Cause you ain't Dolly

15 '''Ashley:''' And you ain't Porter

16 '''Blake:''' She's a little bit fuller

17 '''Ashley:''' And you're a whole lot shorter

18 '''Both:''' Let's drink all night and fill the jukebox full o' quarters

19 '''Blake:''' 'Cause you ain't Dolly

20 '''Ashley:''' No, and you ain't Porter

21 '''Ashley:''' You'll probably see me country singin' on ''The Voice'' someday

22 '''Blake:''' Yeah, and I'm the guy they wrote about in ''Fifty Shades o' Grey''

23 '''Ashley:''' Why don't you come on back to my place and you can have your way

24 '''Blake:''' Well, baby, that sounds temptin', but I just can't stay

25 '''Ashley:''' Oh, we won first prize, cowboy, let's just split the dough

26 '''Blake:''' Honey, I will always love you, but we'll never know

27 '''Blake:''' 'Cause you ain't Dolly

28 '''Ashley:''' And you ain't Porter

29 '''Blake:''' She's a little bit fuller

30 '''Ashley:''' Yeah, and you're a whole lot shorter

31 '''Both:''' We danced all night: filled the jukebox full o' quarters

32 '''Blake:''' You ain't Dolly

33 '''Ashley:''' And you ain't Porter

34 '''Blake:''' No, you ain't Dolly

35 '''Ashley:''' And you ain't Porter