Rap 2K1 Lyrics - Usher

1 Last month I spent two weeks on a vacation

2 I had a dream that I was inside of my PlayStation

3 Did you ever lay down, take a nap and loose it?

4 I dreamt I was stuck in this game called Rap Music

5 I started off underground in a dark room

6 With a freestyle, a sawed-off pump and a harpoon

7 That transform to a pen in case of a words war

8 And opened the first door that led to the first floor

9 I got attacked by a couple of rap acts

10 They wore dreads, these army pants and these backpacks

11 I hit one over the head with a broken verb

12 The muthafucka tried to hit me with some spoken word

13 But it didn't work, and I finished him and his boys

14 And disappeared from the scene without makin' a noise

15 I used up four bars but I earned a punchline

16 And proceeded to Level 2: Land of the Unsigned

17 [Chorus]

18 We don't play those games

19 Would you listen here?

20 What I'm doin he're?

21 Get me outta here

22 We don't play those games

23 This is gettin' wild

24 Can you tell me how?

25 Let me out now

26 We don't play those games

27 How'd I get in here?

28 Let me outta here

29 What I'm doin' here?

30 We don't play those games

31 This is no fun

32 Got me on the run

33 Rap 2K1

34 I got attacked right away when I walked in

35 By a four-foot manager with a contract and a pen

36 I put up my force shield to block any attempt

37 At this shrimp drainin' my life twenty percent

38 The floor opened up and I almost fell inside

39 But I used my mic right, I swung to the other side

40 And just when I thought I avoided the booby trap

41 I got slapped by a female MC with a doobie rag

42 And this chick was tryin' to be herd like she raised cattle

43 But I remembered somethin' I seen on the Blaze Battle

44 Whoever sold you them shoes, they fooled you

45 I killed her with a verse about her fucked up weave and her fake FUBU

46 A record exec then appeared in a black limo

47 And started to attack with a bag full of wack demos

48 And I will admit: it was hard as hell to kill

49 So I stabbed him with an invoice and a studio bill

50 [Chorus]

51 I made it to the next level: Above Ground

52 My soundscanner then picks up on this bug sound

53 I pull out the sawed-off pump and I get it cocked

54 And that's when this A&R crawled from under a rock

55 And start shootin' opinions, I stop, drop and I roll

56 Cause if they was to hit me, they'd penetrate to my soul

57 I hid behind some trees and I held my weapon tightly

58 His street team was up on the roof tryin' to snipe me

59 It took a while to finish em all but I finally did it

60 Then out comes this powerful beast known as the critic

61 With a fully loaded magazine and mad drama

62 My harpoon shots just bounced off of his armor

63 Now I wish I would've stayed down in the dark caves

64 I'm runnin' towards these big-ass fans with these sharp blades

65 But he was right behind me holdin' a flame thrower

66 So I jumped through the blades and I died, game over

67 [Chorus]