Big Fat B Lyrics - Zac Brown Band

1 We were driving to Birmingham, Alabama and my buddy Keith was driving the truck

2 And this lady about ran us off the road in a cadillac.

3 She just kinda smiled when she went by, and he has road rage and he said look at that Big Fat Bitch

4 So I grabbed my little travel guitar out of the back and went

5 Big fat bitch

6 She's a big ol big ol fat bitch

7 She goes to Ryan's and they say, "Shit!

8 This one's gonna cost us...

9 She's a big ol bitch!"

10 She's a big ol bitch

11 She sweats grits

12 You can hide a pound of dope

13 Under one of her tits

14 Big fat bitch

15 She's a big ol bitch

16 Who stole Christmas?

17 The Grinch

18 Who stole the Twinkies?

19 Big fat bitch!

20 She's a big ol bitch

21 Yeah she had this cajun friend

22 Who had a pet alligator

23 She ate that some-bitch

24 Like it was a green Now N Later

25 Or a fried green da-mator

26 You'd have to have a turbo-foaming car wash brush

27 To masterbate her

28 She's a big ol bitch

29 She's a big ol bitch

30 When she was eight years old she had a Pogo stick that would say, "hey Wanda!"

31 And they'd go "song-tong-thong-song-tong-thong"

32 And now her pogo stick says, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!"

33 And they go "Bount. Bount."

34 She's a big ol bitch

35 She's a big ol bitch

36 She gargles and drools and spits

37 And she makes all kinds of noise

38 She chases the ice cream man down Cunningham

39 In her corduroys

40 She's a big ol bitch

41 She's a big ol big fat bitch!!!!